Sunday, October 26, 2008

Chapter Seventy Six; My Black Angel of Death Debut


Yep. Those are fishnets.

You are correct.

I acknowledge that my blog is slowly trending toward the occasional picture as opposed to essay, but seriously, if EVER there was a picture that spoke volumes, it would be this one.

Hello? Do you not see the slut attack I appear to be having?

In my defense ALL I can say is: This was so NOT my idea . . .

Because yes, yes, I realize, I look more like a porn star here than a devoted mother, church choir member, or just the plain old normal and boring person that I am. It utterly amazes me sometimes the adventures I get myself into . . . why does it seem like I am often uttering, "Only me . . . only me . . ."

Who knows? But this is the latest crazy trip that life delivered and I just went with it.

Tune in Thursday for a full documentation of my first "Adventure in Modeling" escapade. Never did I think I'd be in a tent at the Fargo Dome, naked, with seven other women, changing clothes in 60 Mississippi no less than eight times and strutting my slut stuff on a jumbotron.

Yes, there was a big screen. And I was on it.

A lot.

And you know what?

Only me . . .

Only.

Me.

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